I Haz New Toys!

My human has bought me some new toys ‘cause I keeps losing my toys. My old toys are under things where I cants reach them. You know, like furniture and stuff.

So my human come home the other day with a birdie thingie on a string on a stick. My silly human taunts me with the birdie. He floats it above my head and I trys to grab it. Sometimes I do grab it. One time I even yanked the stick thingie out of my human’s paws!

My human also brought me a mousie things that runs around the floor and my human pushes button and the mousie runs in different directions. I don’t like the mousie thingie as much as I likes the birdie thingie. I ain’t never caught that mousie.

I likes my new toys. My human promised me to take moving picktures of me playing with my new toys and puts them on his bloggie next week.

I likes living with my human.

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Guess What Celeb I Would Be If I Waz a Silly Human?

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My Silly Human Wouldn’t Wake Up

Yesterday morning before the sun woke up I was nappin’-u know us kitty cats never really sleep, we just nap a whole lot-in our bed beside my silly human when my extraordinary kitty senses told me that something very nasty was going to happen.

So I tried to make my silly human open his eyes, but he wouldn’t, even when I tried to turn off his breathin’ machine that makes air go into his nose so I had to creep underneath his blanket thingie and dance on his hairy chest with my claws all the way out until he threw the blanket off and before he would sit up the bed started shakin’ and I jumped off the bed onto the floor and ran and hidded underneath my eatin’ table in the kitchen.

My silly human came kookin’ for me and later told me that it was a earthquack that happened and not to be afraid. Me? Afraid? I am a kitty cat and kitty cats are never afraid-well, almost never.

U know how my silly human rewarded me for tryin’ to save his life? Later he stuffed me in to that suitcase he calls my cat carrier and taked me to see my doctor, Caryl, and she sticked me with a needle-thingie and made me drink nasty medicine and even clipped my claws. So do u thunk that was nice for my silly human to do after I waked him up so the earthquackie things wouldn’t shake him to death? OK?

BTW-that’s the way us bloggin’ kitty cats say by the way, I think-this WordPressy thing gets harder and hard to use every time I try to write sompin’. My human says that I out to switch to Blogger but I dun’t want to lose everthin’ I already writ and it sounds like a lot of work jist when it is warm outside and there are lots of birdies and squirrelies to chase play with me. Want do you think? OK?

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All Kitties Are Just Kitties

A visitor to my house yesterday asked my human what kind of kitty cat I am. That’s silly. I am a boy kitty cat. What kind of human is she, the one who asked the question. She is a girl human. I think that looking for any other differences between humans and between kitties is just silly and can be nasty. Like, is a Persian kitty better than me? Is a human with white skin better than a human with black skin? None of that makes any difference at all. All kitties are just kitties and all humans are just humans. Of course, all humans are also silly. OK?

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Did U Know?

Just some kitty gossip. OK?

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Happy Valentine Birthday to My Silly Human

OK?

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My Human’s Doggies

My human wrote about doggies he has had a long, long time before I owned him. You see how silly humans are? He waited until he was a very old human before he got smart enough to let a kitty cat possess him.

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My Human’s Nose-Hose

My silly human has what he calls a nose-hose. It is long and he drags it around with him on the floor. When he walks the thingie wiggles and twists and I want to chase it and pounce on it and bite it and play with it. But my silly human yells at me and tells me to stop because it is his nose-hose and if I hurt it he won’t be able to breath. Isn’t my human silly?

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My ridiculous human took a test and found that he has the personality of a Persian kitty cat. No wonder he is so silly.

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The Silly Humans Had a Carcass in Iowa

 

Silly humans and your silly elections! You should settle things that we the kitty cats do: arch your backs and hiss and spit and sometimes roar (although we really ain’t lions or tigers, sometimes we like to play like we are). If all of that doesn’t decide who is best, sometimes—but not often—we fight it out with claws and teeth. Or, if we are really smart kitties, we just walk away (and hide).

Meeeeeeeeeee-ooooooooooow! I just readed what I writed and I think that maybe your silly human elections are a whole bunch like the way we kitty cats settle things. OK?

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